Wednesday, March 26, 2008

911, What Are You Reporting?

The following conversation was with a very elderly woman.

9-1-1 what are you reporting?
What?
This is 9-1-1, what are you reporting?
Who is this?
This is 9-1-1 ma'am, do you have a police, fire or medical emergency?
What?
This is 9-1-1 ma'am, do you understand, 9-1-1?
Why did you call me?
I didn't call you ma'am, you called 9-1-1.
I did not!
Yes ma'am, you did, do you have an emergency? (Heavy Sigh)
I do not and if I did I would call the police myself!
O.K. ma'am, have a good day.

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